How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.