How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.