How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.