How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.