What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!