What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 9 ?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.