What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.