What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.