What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.