What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a