What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record