Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism