Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.