Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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By how fast it sinks.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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The doctor said it was all in her head

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He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Aileen

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.