Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism