What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.