What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!