What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.