What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.