What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.