None, he lets the knives do the work
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Now I've got to cut you.
A knife has a point
To sharpen the knife
With a knife!
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
A chopstick!
You need a knife to get in the box.
A Knife
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
So he can cut corners.
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Nothing, she knew what was coming...
Though his chest with a knife
You want a piece of me !
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
The 'K'
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
The knife was really dull
A knife.
Cutting edge technology.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Ceasar
The knife has a point.
To cut the corners!
An erection and a place to put it.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Because they both looked sharp!
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Knives
Integration.
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.
To get away from the PETA convention.
The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)
Well, it just wouldn't be right.
It was Valenswine's Day.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
Chuz
Because he wanted to play chicken.
They're always cutting lines
Little Caesars
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Whittle by whittle.
A pick-axe