None, he lets the knives do the work
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Now I've got to cut you.
A knife has a point
To sharpen the knife
With a knife!
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
A chopstick!
You need a knife to get in the box.
A Knife
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
So he can cut corners.
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Nothing, she knew what was coming...
Though his chest with a knife
You want a piece of me !
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
The 'K'
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
The knife was really dull
A knife.
Cutting edge technology.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Ceasar
The knife has a point.
To cut the corners!
An erection and a place to put it.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Because they both looked sharp!
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Knives
To contact those on the other side.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
It pains them to have standards.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
DU-WHY !
RIP in box
His left hook.
A nun falling down the stairs
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
A: Ho, ho, ho!
He heard the snow blower was coming.
A pick-axe
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
