None, he lets the knives do the work
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Now I've got to cut you.
A knife has a point
To sharpen the knife
With a knife!
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
A chopstick!
You need a knife to get in the box.
A Knife
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
So he can cut corners.
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Nothing, she knew what was coming...
Though his chest with a knife
You want a piece of me !
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
The 'K'
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
The knife was really dull
A knife.
Cutting edge technology.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Ceasar
The knife has a point.
To cut the corners!
An erection and a place to put it.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Because they both looked sharp!
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Knives
A nissan
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
A. Donut seeds.
The rib cage.
Coo clucks clan
He was chicken !
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
In car, serrated
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
There isn't one...
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Mango!
