How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P