How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.