How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!