How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.