What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy