What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!