What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."