What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.