What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.