What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back