What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!