What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham