What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.