He used an eyepatch
They always use the holy condoms.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Arkansas
Aye Matey!
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Like a glove.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
With tomato paste.
With a pair of caesars
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Names.
