How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.