How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.