How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names