How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch