What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest