Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.