Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.