Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.