Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.