What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna