What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok