What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in