What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever