What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in