What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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Names!

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I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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He began to feel Merry.

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First, invade ze kitchen...

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Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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What rhymes with California?

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok