What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok