What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever