What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in