Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba