How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.