How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.