How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.