How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!