How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.