Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on