Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.