Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.