What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.