What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene