What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.