What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.