How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars