How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars