How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars