What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: