What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ?

Buddyfingers !