Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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3 days by panzer

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They just get hammered.

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Never leave your buddy's behind.

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I guess you aren't up to par"

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.