Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)