Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it