What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it