What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)