What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.