Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.