Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

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What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.