Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.