Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.