Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.