Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Because they steal all the green cards

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards