Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Because he's not a full es.

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He was caught playing in A minor.

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Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Because they always wish for the green card

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.