Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.