What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.