Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Dryer Jokes More Dryer Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

Heap Jokes More Heap Jokes

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.