Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Breasts don't have eyes.

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Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Put it in water

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