Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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He Tractor.

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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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You washer and dryer.

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What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*

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sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing