Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...