What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.