What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.