What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.