Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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coo. coo.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)