Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.