Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.