Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.