Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.