How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.