A church bell peals from the steeple.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because its horn doesn't work.
Jar Jar Binks
Give him sheet music.
Mountains peak.
They'd rather give each other a ring.