What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

How can you tell if she is virgin or not?

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel. Paddy asked, And what do I do with these, doc? The doctor replied, Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says, Thats the strangest pair of balls I ever saw., you hit her with the shovel.