What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

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What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.