What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

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What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!