What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.