What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint