What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.