What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.