How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!