How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.