How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Need to know ASAP.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .