How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field