What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D