What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D