What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.