Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.