Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?