Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...