Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!