Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
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One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Moshing the dishes
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains
You take off their hats
Because he always came in a little behind.
A self-awarewolf.
It's already run out of battery.
Penny Bruce
For being out standing in his field.
Mount Rushmore
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
There's a clock on the stove.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge