Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.