Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.