Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
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One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Moshing the dishes
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Holy Sheet!
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.
There's a clock on the stove.
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
Because it was covered in sheet
The chain is too long.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
A: Knock on the hatch.
You'll know if she was faking it.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
