What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.