What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.